Guns replace the One Power: the sequel.
by Cannoli

 

Random passer-bye: Hey, look. That Aes Sedai is using a device! Shoot her with an arrow or hit her with rocks! Then we get the device!

Some time later

Aes Sedai: "Wait, we were only trying to what's best! Our guns gave us superior insight and knowledge and made us the best suited to rule!"

All the other Aes Sedai: "Yeah!"

Officer: "Yeah, we went through all this at the drumhead trial. Shut up or we'll do this with a gag.
"Firing squad...present arms! Ready, aim..."

Desperate Aes Sedai: "Wait! How will you deal with supernatural threats without our abilities"

Officer: (laughs) "What supernatural threats? Is someone going to shoot a hole into the prison the Creator built for the Dark One?"

Rest of Firing Squad: "Haha! Ho Ho! Good one, sir!"

Officer: "No brown-nosing, Kowalski! From the top! Ready, aim...Fire!"

Narrator: "And the evil clique of tyrants passed from this world. Remember children, the Creator made people. It was Aludra who made them equal! And a Smith & Wesson beats five crowns in most dice games."

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