But sometimes, we just get those gems that are so bad, yet so funny, that we save them. Here are a few of the ones. Now mind you, this will probably be the only time any of us Quote Admins post this here or anywhere, so don't think we'll post here your silly submission. Got it? Good. Enjoy the show.
"Is that a bulge in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
-Erinin to Loial
All of these are Lews Therin Telamon...I was bored in Physics and hunted the first 300 pages of Lord of Chaos for Lews Therin quotes I checked to make sure these weren't already listed, hopefully I didn't miss one that was:
Better to feel a fool than be one. - Birgitte
Eat Your Fish. - - Moiraine.
"Berelain gives me a boner." - Perrin.
If my dick gets any larger Nynaeve will have to fix me a bowl of shrinking powder - Thom Merillin to Elayne
I'll a huff and a puff and I'll blow your house down - The Big Bad Wolf to the three little piggys
Bloody women - Matrim Cauthon
Bloody heat - Matrim Cauthon
Bloody Aes Sedai - Matrim Cauthon
Bloody Trollocs - Matrim Cauthon [All 1 submission]
"my aged grandmother!" - Bayle Domon
"There's no need to screech like a cat!" Nynaeve screeched like a cat.
Ok I'm being a sumbag but look up the exacts yourself!
"The great general Celerin was a master swordsmen who lost only to one person. A farmer with a quarterstaff."
"The Difference between invovlement and Dedication is like a bacon and eggs breakfast...The chicken was involved but the pig was dedicated..."
-Brennan Al'Egan
Legion Commander of the Defenders of the Dragon
‘They could give mules lesions and teach stones’
Said of Two Rivers folk stubbornness
The only man completely at peace is a man without a navel. --Old saying
"We Die Before the Lord Dragon, it is our Duty, it is our Dream, it is our Honor....To die defending the Dragon, is to die the Death of an ADR....."
-Brennan Al'Egan
The Mission of the Asha'man to the Dragon Reborn
The personal bodyguards of Rand Al'thor
I am who I am.
- Rand Al'Thor
The Light shine on you, and the Creator shelter you. The lasy embrace of the mother welcome you home.
- Shienar burial hymn
Min to Rand: 'Go, then. But you won't escape.' tee hee hee.
Captain Psyko rocks.
-- Egeanin to Nyneave
"Egwene, if you don?t get off" - he lowered his voice ominously - "I?ll do something to you. You know what I am." He added a glare for good measure.
"You wish to take me? Then come and dance with me!"
Aviendha
"Loial, didn't you say there isn't any wind in the ways?"
She channeled fine flows of the Power, of Air, and the fellow?s baggy breeches dropped to his turned-down boots, the laces undone..."Let him see how he liked cold breezes and rowdy jokes!"
Hello? Does anyone read these!? I don't care if you post the quotes, but at least my corrections? YOU LAZY BASTARD! WORK ON THE QUOTES!!!!! YOU PROBABLY SEND THESE RIGHT TO TRASH EMAIL! LIARS!
"What is a nine horse hitch? Son there are some things that even I'M too young to know about."
-Robert Jordan
I will fly like an eagle to the sea. I let my spirit Carry me. Fly away. - Hopper.
Someone has WoT figured out...
Men! - Aviendha
Men... Elayne
MEN! - Nynave
Men - Egwene
OOH! MEN MEN MEN! - Berelain.
Men? - Elaida
Men! - Morgase
"Lan had begun an intense study of the contents of his pipe's bowl."
"were all dorks"
not sure where this is in WoT
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Does anyone remember a character named "poopy poo" saying "eat poo. it tastes good." ?
There, now wasn't that funny to read? Remember, this will probably be the only time it's posted. Deal with it
So I lied
Still, deal with it.