The Real WoT Awards Pseudo pstyle
by PseudoDragon

Well, I found myself disagreeing with this years WoT Awards. Your opinions are obviously all crap. So I thought I'd refine it a bit.


Best Book Overall
Winners
1. The Shadow Rising
2. The Shadow Falling
3. Mein Kampf

Best Scene Overall
Winners
1. The Far Snows
2. Rand comforts Min after Fel dies
3. A Lily in Winter

Most Surprising Scene/Event
Winners
1. Rand gets a clue
2. Perrin stands up to Faile
3. Mat doesn’t complain

Best Scene for Creating Theories/Discussion
Winners
1. Sammael gets piss drunk and accidentally offs Asmo
2. Aran’gar and Graendal retire to a bedchamber
3. Moiraine takes a vacation but loses her passport and gets stuck in Fin(n)land

Most Original Idea Used in WoT
Winners
1. Group of low-lifes leave village with mysterious older person and are destined to save the world
2. A Dark Lord intent on taking over the world for no reason other than he’s Pure Evil
3. Sniffing

Character With Best Point of View
Winners
1. Scratch a.k.a. Beidomon, a.k.a. Herid Fel a.k.a. Taim
2. Berelain (From The Wheel of Time: Uncut )
3. The Wind that Rose

Most Loveable Character
Winners
1. Scratch
2. Riselle
3. PseudoDragon

Most Hated/Boring Character
Winners
1. Homsar
2. Homsar
3. Homsar
Honourable mention: Homsar

Best Name For a Character
Winners
1. Scratch
2. Taimandred
3. Semirgwene

Most Humourous Scene
Winners
1. There’s humour in this series?
2. It’s humor, you stupid Canadian…
3. Hehe, Egwene rode Bela

Best Alternative Candidate for Nae’blis
Winners
1. Rand
2. Loial
3. Chicken Little

Worst Book Overall
Winners
1. Crossroads of Twilight
2. Crossroads of Twilight
3. Crossroads of Twilight

Best Death
Winners
1. Trolloc #983
2. Trolloc #2811 (a.k.a. “Narg” )
3. Mat

Character Most Likely to Turn to the Shadow
Winners
1. Rand
2. Egwene
3. Sidious

Main Character Most Likely to Die in Book 12
Winners
1. Mat
2. Mat
3. For God’s sake, please, Mat!
Honourable mention: Perrin

Most Likely to Be the Woman Rand Kills
Winners
1. Elayne
2. Egwene
3. Perrin

Most Skilled Fighter
Winners
1. Lan
2. Cadsuane
3. Fanatic-Templar

Best (Worst) N00b
Winners
1. Packersfan52
2. Homsar
3. Foxhead

Poster Most Likely to be RJ’s Assisstant in Disguise
Winners
1. Deadsy

Poster Most Likely to Stalk Lanfear
Winners
1. Sidious
2. PseudoDragon
3. Ishamael666. Wait, did you say Lan or Lanfear?

Best Poster Whose Name Starts With ‘P’ and Ends With ‘seudoDragon’
Winners
1. PhelixseudoDragon
2. Packersfan52seudoDragon
3. Homsar

Poster the WoTBoard Simply Couldn’t Do Without
Winners
1. PseudoDragon
2. PseudoDragon
3. Phil Re- oh, who am I kidding, PseudoDragon



Ahhh, much better

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