Rejected Swordforms
by PseudoDragon
The Frightened Bunny Hops Away
The Dog Chases Its Tail
The Untrained Warrior Hack Wildly At Enemy
The Steely Erection Inserts Into Mouth
The Deer Stares Into The Headlights
The Cheetah Runs Into A Brick Wall
The Coward Flees From Shadowspawn
Stick ‘Em With The Pointy End
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The Frightened Bird Poops On Opponent
The Blind Man Stumbles
The Rabbit Nibbles On Its Carrot
Cat Breaks Its Leg Crossing The Courtyard
Hack ‘Em Into Tiny Bits
The Heron Floundering In The Rushes
The Aiel Floundering In The Lake
Playing Dead
Dropping The Sword And Just Balefiring His Ass
Free Willy Leaping Over A Fence
The Pigeon Gets Electrocuted On The Wire
Scream Like A Girl And Run
The Fish Chokes On A Plastic Soda Can Ring
The Coward Drop To His Knees And Begs For Mercy
The Wielder Slips In Mud And Falls Flat On His Face
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Boppers
Kick The Opponent In The Nuts
Fish Filleting On The Grill
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Run the Enemy Through When He Checks to See if His Shoelaces Really Are Untied
The Supposedly Power Wrought Sword You Bought At Half Price From That Shifty Eyed Merchant At The Yard Sale Breaks At The Worst Possible Moment And Screws You Over
by Sprite Sedai
The Hummingbird Loses Its Wings
The Grizzly Bear Smashes Into A Tree
Trevor Lies Giggling On The Floor
by taint
Drunk Man Spews.
Junky Adrenaline Shot.
Stoned Hippy on Lounge.
Iron Mike Earlobe Snack.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Finger. (mastered by Australian NRL player John Hoppoarty, he had a habit of sticking his fingers up other players bottoms in games of rugby league.)
Sloth Reaches For Leaf.
Atomic Wedgie.
Double Handed Nipple Cripple.
by linda_sedai
Headless Chicken Runs Around the Yard
Stunned Mullet
One the older folk might know:
Proton Energy Pill
by A Wind Rises
Little dog biting ankles
Hot knife cutting butter
Thrown rock hitting head
Lighting farts on fire
Duck and cover
Lose control of bowels
Open can of Whoop-a$$
Whale slowly turns in a circle
Take time to smell the roses