Secret AMOL Scene-Revealed! Osan'gar's Return!
by Fireweaver
(The Dark One has summoned Osan'gar-without his body-to the great fiery Pit of Doom)
DO: OSAN'GAR.
OG: Um, yes...Mr. Dark One...why have you summoned-
DO: SILENCE, OSAN'GAR. I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
OG: Um, are you still mad about that Eye of the World thing? You know, it really wasn't my-
DO: OSAN'GAR, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
OG: Well, Mr. Dark One, that's a matter of opinion. I personally thought that creating Shadowspawn-
DO: YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT. SHUT UP.
OG: Okay.
DO: NOW, I'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO SAY TO YOU...YOU'RE THE WORST FORSAKEN I'VE EVER SEEN.
OG: Gulp.
DO: LET'S GO DOWN THE LIST...FIRST OF ALL, I LET YOU OUT OF THE BORE, AND WHAT DO YOU DO? GET BURNED UP BY A FARMBOY FROM THE TWO RIVERS. THEN, I'M NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER BODY, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A BLACK SEDAI. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, OSAN'GAR?
OG: Er...
DO: STILL, I'LL LET YOU BE REBORN AGAIN. SHAIDAR HARAN, WHAT'S OUR SURROGATE BODY STATUS?
SH: Well, we're fresh out of humans...but there are a few Trollocs lying around.
(Osan'gar turns pale)
OG: Hey how'd I do that? I don't have a body...
DO: YOU WILL NOW. HMM...MY ARMY NEEDS SOME MORE TROLLOCS...HOW DOES "MOMMY TROLLOC" SOUND TO YOU?
OG: Wha...
DO: GOOD. HAVE FUN, OSAN'GAR. WATCH OUT FOR BIG, MEAN TROLLOCS.
OG: Noooooo.....