Empress: “It's not the throne that inspires awe”
Any white cloak: “There is a reason we wear white”
Any swords master: “Want to learn to ‘sheath the sword’?”
Any gray: “Our mediation gives us great endurance”
A maiden: “I have skill in handling spears” (I bet this has been done)
Aes Sedai: “Listen carefully to what Aes Sedai say, we are very deft with our tongues” (Were you listening?)
Ashaman: “The voices in my head tell me about you in past lives” (eh not too good)
Mat: “Want to see where I keep my ‘dice’?”
Bela: “I can ride all night” (reference to the beginning escape sceen)
The Dark One: “I HAVE AN ETERNITY OF EXPERIENCE”
Ashaman: “I’m crazy about you” (hah, look another pathetic madness joke)
Elaida: “We will hook up, this I foretell” (kind of like that min one)
Fain: “This isn’t the only dagger you have to look out for”
A Yellow: “I know all about the human anatomy”
A Green: “I only have 2 warders”
A Tinker: “Whats the harm?”
To a Yellow: “There seems to be swelling” (not sure if this is appropriate…
DO: “DO YOU LIKE PUPPIES?” (has this been done?)
The Wheel: “I’ve got time”
An Aiel man: “I'm looking for another wife”
Galad: “How do I look?”
Cadsuane/Sorlina(or whoever you think will bring rand laughter and tears): “Want to know how I taught Rand laughter and tears?”
Mat: “I will show you what is like to ‘die and live again’”
Thom: “I can make YOU limp” (hehehehe)
Lan: “Not if I'm the last man in the world eh? How about Malkier?”
White Cloak in armor: “Don’t worry, I use protection” (personal fav)