What Dug think of Quotes
by Dug the Trolloc

 

Quote List
Only the wary dare trade with the ever-shifting sands.
-a Sea Folk saying concerning Shara
It good reason not to trade. Just take.

All your dead are belong to us!
-a very confused Ishamael
Him Chosen. Not confused, puny meat get it wrong. Him say, me hear.

One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills.
-Abel Cauthon
Three mean good eat for week.

The Wheel grinds exceedingly fine over three thousand years imprisoned.
-Aginor
Is good way for make Chosen-jerky.

Till shade is gone, till water is gone,
into the Shadow with teeth bared,
screaming defiance with the last breath,
to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the last Day.
-Aiel Oath
Dying Grounders jerks. No spit in eye, hide in rock and hit when no look. Happen to Dug’s great-grand Trolloc.

It is the enemy you underestimate that kills you.
-Amys
Yes. Think Trolloc dumb and uh oh! Face is broke!

Are you so eager to destroy us?
-Amys, to Rand al'Thor
Me help! Me help!

You know the Prophecies! When the Dragon is reborn, your worst nightmares will seem like your fondest memories!
-an Emond's Fielder
It for us too! Mean lot more work, no more to have fun raid cold lands for meat and Boss-fun. Now have to worry about “strategy” and “strike when time are right!”

But trust is the color of a dark seed growing.
Trust is the color of a heart's blood flowing.
Trust is the color of a soul's last breath.
Trust is the color of death.
-ancient song
Pretty song. Dug mom sing lullaby.

The leaf lives its appointed time,and does not struggle against the wind that carries it away. The leaf does no harm, and finally falls to nourish new leaves. So it should be with all men. And women.
-Aram
Bet Tinker meat no taste good. Hippie freak fall when hit by arrow. Haha!

They killed Mother! I saw them! I might have saved her, if I had a sword. I could have saved her!
-Aram
But you big old Dragkar-pussy, and no have sword for hit! Haha! No cry. Dead mom taste good, fight less for eat.

Graendal killed me.
-Asmodean
Me knew it. She good in sack, but mean, say “You good for one night, you have big extra Trolloc horn, but no pretty for me nice house.” Dug still mad at she, even if Chosen, no hurt Dug feelings.

You? No!
-Asmodean
Yes, traitor-Chosen. Be scared. Very be scared!

A quick death is better than what I'll find elsewhere.
-Asmodean
Take longer die, have more fun.

When a woman says she will obey you, of her own will, it is time to sleep lightly and watch your back.
-Asmodean, to Rand al'Thor
Way to deal with woman is to eat.

We rode on the winds of the rising storm
We ran to the sounds of the thunder
We danced among the lightning bolts
And tore the world asunder.
-Attributed to the Dragon Reborn
There was Trolloc from Nantuckit
Whose arm was tasty
So me am cut off and eat
And do he mate when he dead
- By Dug

Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.
-Aviendha
You face by say “Oh ashy blood! Is big Trolloc Dug! Ahh-gurk!”

Yes, Rand al'Thor. I hate you with all of my heart. I do. And I always will.
-Aviendha
Is weak liar. Still mate though! And no litter. Useless she-meat who no breed.

Men always believe they are in control of everything around them. When they find out they are not, they think they have failed, instead of learning a simple truth women already know.
-Aviendha
Is know TROLLOCS in charge?

If you try putting a woman on a horse when she does not want to go, she may put a knife in your ribs.
-Aviendha, to Mat Cauthon
And if woman put knife in ribs, is put woman in pot with horse for flavor.

Only now change blows on the winds of time. Change. This time there is no drifting back.
-Ba'alzamon
This from Bible?

Three threads woven together share one another's doom. When one is cut, all are. Fate can kill you if it does not do worse.
-Ba'alzamon
Him smart or what?

Some commands are too important to be known even by those who carry them out.
-Ba'alzamon, to Bors
That life for Trolloc. Go here, kill that, NO! Not THAT, that important, eat THAT. *Sigh*

Let the algai'd'siswai dance. Dead vipers bite no one.
-Bael
And taste like worms!

Wounds to the pride are remembered long after wounds to the flesh.
-Bair
What pride? Taste of dead meat what give wound good long after own-meat get better.

The Three-fold Land is not soft, Aes Sedai. Soft things die here.
-Bair
You try live in Home-Blight, Dying Grounder wimp!

I think the woman was born in Far Madding in a thunderstorm. She probably told the thunder to be quiet. It probably did.
-Basil Gill, referring to Lini
She probably taste like prunes. Kill and put under bush, no one miss.

Forward the White Lion of Andor!
-battle cry of the Queen's Guard
Always say, but no make lion go forward. What lion taste like? Good?

*neigh*
-Bela
Scary name for tasty horse thing.

Blessed be the name of the Lord Dragon in the Light.
-benediction from the Prophet in Ghealdan
Horrible rude what say to anyone!

I always get what I want in the end. And I think I want ... ornamental ironwork. For the windows of my bedchamber.
-Berelain sur Paendrag
Give you nice tasty Dug-sausage, you like! Then Dug eat.

I will see Mayene and all its ships burn before one Tairen lord sets foot in my city.
-Berelain sur Paendrag
Have Bar-b-Q and no call Dug?

Mat won't corrupt Beslan. I doubt nine feather dancers with a shipload of brandy could corrupt him. They wouldn't know where to begin.
-Birgitte
Dug know. Dancers cooked in brandy delicacy in Blight-Home!

If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips.
-Birgitte
Dug call dibs!

Lead me to this oosquai of yours, Aviendha. I don’t know about you two, but I intend to get drunk enough to…well…to take off my clothes and dance on the table. And not a hair drunker.
-Birgitte, to Aviendha and Min
Is nice to show meat off before cook.

You always choose women who cause you trouble, Lews Therin.
-Birgitte, to Rand al'Thor
Better to get from butcher shop

I swear if one more of you monkeys submits "blood and ashes" as a quote...
-Captain Psyko, in the Wot Message Board
Taste monkeys?

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
-chant from a children's game heard in Great Aravalon, the Fourth Age
Favorite children chant “Mommy, what nice Trolloc man mean by bite-size?”

The Children have authority wherever the Light is, witch, and where the Light is not, we bring it.
-Dain Bornhald
And we go to save world from Light. Haha! They no like you, little Whiteback!

Only a fool thinks his enemies stand still when he isn't looking, my Lord Dragon
-Damer Flinn
Or he food. Sometimes me think meat-folk smart for eat plant-food.

Do you have any idea how long it takes to dig graves for twenty-three oak trees?
-Davram Bashere
This why Trolloc only kill what eat. Like noble Indians in America-land!

I guess being ta'veren isn't all cheese and ale.
-Davram Bashere, to Rand al'Thor
Being Trolloc is meat and dirt. Is good.

I returned from my ride to find two strange men ransacking our tent. They drew daggers, so naturally, I hit one of them with a chair and stabbed the other.
-Deira Bashere, to Davram Bashere
She learn from Trolloc neighbors. Smart she-meat.

Any day you wake up, maybe you die.
-Deni
Any day you wake up, maybe me eat. You, in case you no get that.

Quit submitting "Blood and bloody ashes!"
-Dylanfanatic
Is to eat good whiny singer-man with sound like tasty tumor in throat?

You are no longer beautiful, I fear, sweetling...I think you may even be ugly when you are older. But I always enjoyed your eyes more than your face. And your hands.
-Edeyn, Lan's carneira
Me get impression she not know what parts for mating.

If a woman does need a hero, she needs him today, not tomorrow.
-Egwene al'Vere
Is veal who need six or seven. How she no eat yet, me no know.

Stopping a man from what he wants to do is like taking a sweet from a child. Sometimes you have to do it, but sometimes it just isn't worth the trouble.
-Egwene al'Vere
Or like taking child from Trolloc.

I must look like a drowned rat!
-Egwene al'Vere
Me taste and see if rat?

You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al'Thor.
-Egwene al'Vere
Hard to eat cat that way.

My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said they have about equal brains most of the time.Sometimes the mule is smarter.
-Egwene al'Vere
No, best way is learn to eat mule. Men just snack after that.

If you fell head first into a pigsty, you'd try to convince everybody you did it on purpose.
-Egwene al'Vere to Nynaeve al'Meara
If Dug fall, then Dug eat pig.

Nynaeve, admitting she had been a fool? She almost looked to see whether the sun has turned green!
-Elayne Trakand
Trolloc no have smart-ass friend. Trolloc not technically have friends. Have food-soon and food-later.

If I had told Mother I think you are handsome, she certainly would have had you locked in a cell.
-Elayne Trakand, to Rand al'Thor
And then maybe you no whine about get knocked up?

You will have to help me with my buttons, I cannot take this dress off by myself.
-Elayne Trakand, to Rand al'Thor
Have same problem with Doritos bag.

Women do not become exhausted, they only exhaust others.
-Elder Haman
Ogier women constipate others.

I had to kill a couple of Warders. Bad business, that, killing Warders. Don't like it.
-Elyas Machera
But plenty to eat when done.

The Red Ajah, those that like hunting for men who mess with the One Power, they wanted to gentle me, once. I told them to their faces they were Black Ajah; served the Dark One, I said, and they didn't like that at all.
-Elyas Machera
Meat funny how they ashamed of serve Great Lord.

Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can.
-Elyas Machera
Forgot eat.

Sooner or later there's always trouble when there's two humans together.
-Elyas Machera
But make for more food.

I hope you're not Darkfriends. I don't like killing people after I've fed them.
-Elyas Machera, to Perrin and Egwene
That how you fatten them up, silly wolf-boink-man.

You'll use it, boy, and as long as you hate using it, you will use it more wisely than most men would. Wait. If ever you don't hate it any longer, then will be the time to throw it as far as you can and run the other way.
-Elyas Machera, to Perrin Aybara
If ever hate axe, try boning knife. Or blender.

I think it was the rooster. Wetlander humor is strange.
-Enaila
Dying grounders no think funny when we catch in Blight-Home. WE think it night at comedy club. Especially faces make.

We'll get you both warm and dry, my Lady, and right into something suitable for meeting mercenaries.
-Essende, to Elayne and Aviendha
Gravy?

Light!
-everyone, but mostly Mat
Should wash mouth out with stuff that make tasty dirt go away and give skin funny taste.

Men fight when they should run, and fools fight when they should run. But I had no need to say it twice.
-Faile Bashere
Veal no run good at all, little-bird-female.

The worst sin a general can commit, worse than blundering, worse than losing, worse than anything, is to desert the men who depend on him.
-Faile Bashere
No, worst sin is not feed hard-working Trollocs.

I'll not have you bleeding to death on me. That would be just like you, to die and leave me the work of burying you. You have no consideration.
-Faile Bashere, to Perrin
It own fault for make meat go waste in dirt.

I will find the song, or another will find the song, but the song will be sung this year or in a year to come. As it once was, so shall it be agian, world whitout end.
-farewell among the Tuatha'an
Song is “Yummy tinkers, taste so good. Taste so good, never hit back. Yum yum yum.” To tune of Valder-ee, Valder-eye”

You may have any place you wish, so long as it is not larger than mine.
-fateful words of the first king of Illian
Mom used to say same thing. But about meal.

Clear the field, smooth it low,
Let no weed or stubble stand,
Here we labor, here we toil,
Here the towering trees will grow.
-from an Ogier song
Chop up Ogier
Into pieces
So can fit in stew
La La La La
-from Trolloc song

I do have a sense of humor.
-Galad
No so much.

As well try to understand the sun, Perrin. It simply is, and it is not to be understood. You cannot live without it, but it exacts a price. So with women.
-Gaul
Can too live without Sun. Is dream of Shadow. That clever name, huh?

We all must wake from the dream one day, Perrin Aybara.
-Gaul
Retarded Dying Grounder. Is no read philosophy about reality? Is stupid Zen stuff. Why not let me you eat, if want wake you?

A Myrddraal has less cunning that a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor.
-Gaul
Hey! Me fight for kill. If Dying Grounder want “honor” why wear clothes that color of ground? Is for to sneak! And Myrdraal NO cunning. Cheat a lot at Go Fish. Laugh at Trolloc, ‘cause Trolloc hands too big for to mark cards.

When you wish for so long that you could hear something, and then suddenly, without warning, you do, it is like a lightning strike and rain on parched ground. You're stunned but you cannot hear enough.
-Gawyn Trakand
Ahhh. Like dinner bell.

He is born again! I feel him! The Dragon takes his first breath on the slope of Dragonmount! He is coming! He is coming! Light help us! Light help the world! He lies in the snow and cries like the thunder! He burns like the sun!
-Gitara Moroso
How you think poor mother feel? Squeeze bite-size man-meat through TINY hole! You breed like useful female someday, THEN you know “burn like sun.” That what mom say.

We all seek the coin of knowledge.
-Hadnan Kadere
Seek coin of food. Smarter.

I suspected it might come to you and me. You are young. Let us see what is required to earn the heron on this side of the ocean.
-High Lord Turak, to Rand al'Thor
Heron tasty and have built in toothpicks.

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