Break-up Lines for WoT Characters
by Linayus

Gleegirl has inspired me to come up with some funny (I hope) lines that I wish to share with you all. Enjoy!

Perrin, as Faile dance the Sa'sara - "I think I remember Berelain doing this once..."

Lan, while making love to Nynaeve - "Ohhh, Moiraine!"

Egwene, to Gawyn - "You will address me as Mother, Gawyn Trakand." (C'mon, it's bound to happen!)

Tuon, to Mat, upon learning to channel - "I will be Aes Sedai, Toy."

Bayle, to Egeanin - "You'd be looking rather good with a leash around your neck." (Kinky vs. Damane)

 by the speedbart

Rand to his trio- On second thoughts, Lanfear ain't so bad...

 

by entyti

Rand in a dark bedroom with Avienda: "Which one am I with?"

Rand to Elayne: "You know, Lanfear's blonde now. You're replaceable."

Rand to Min: "Does your viewing about Alivia helping me die mean that she's the fourth woman for me?"

Rand to all three: "I got a great idea that all of us can take part in!... First (censured)... Rand dies, is brought back to life, and then killed again

 

 by Light in the Night

Lini~ "Master Gill, you know men are only good for two things, and one of them is dancing. Unfortunately, you have two left feet, so it's become clear to me you're good for nothing."

Gaul~ "I always get mixed up. Which one are you, Bain or Chiad?"

LTT~ "Mierin, would you mind putting on this blonde wig?"

by dadof4

Rand to Elayne (on their wedding night): "Sorry, hon, but I just don't think I can perform tonight. You see, the Maidens threw me a bachelor party last night and with the booze and the sweat tents, well you know how these things can get out of control. However, tomorrow night I should be good to go."

Toy to Tuon: "C'mon sweetie, it's not that big of deal. Tylin was willing to try it." (I'll leave "it" up to the perverted imaginations of the readers)

 

More Break-Up Lines for WoT
by Linayus

I'm glad you all enjoyed the last batch. Perhaps these will provide more smiles and laughter.

Nynaeve to Lan, eyeing his manhood - "You sure there are only 7 broken towers?"

Asmodean to Graendal, upon waking up in bed with her - "You? No!"

Gawyn to Egwene, as he surprises her with a gift - "I bought you a necklace, my love. It even has a matching bracelet...."

Aviendha to Rand, upon seeing his 'sword' - "Is this another one of your wetlander jokes, Car'a'carn?"

Halima/Aran'gar to any man - "I was a man, once."

Well, my brain is shutting down, so I'll try to come up with more soon. Enjoy!

 

by lilltempest

Logain, to Gabrelle: "Uhhh, Toveeinnnee!"


by bcondray

Morgase to Tallanvor: Momma Spank.

Meidani to Elaida: Your Pillow seems to have gotten lumpy.

Min to Rand: You call that a Man's tool? Let me show you a Man's tool.

Mat to Tuon: I think I'll go find that Razor and see if I can get closer.

 

by Cannoli

Rand to his girlfriend who shares an Ajah with Kiruna & Bera: "I said you would be equal to the other two, and for getting pregnant, you will be. They are on their knees, Aes Sedai!"

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