Light bulb jokes

 

by Comet Sedai

Okay, so it's getting late at night, and I'm inspired by similarly ridiculous posts of late, but here we go...

Light Bulb jokes.

How many Aes Sedai does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Red Ajah: Two. One to refuse to acknowledge the light bulb has burnt out, and one to vehemently deny any Red Ajah involvement in a systematic plot to burn out light bulbs around the world.

Yellow Ajah: *Sniff*. If the light bulb wants to be Healed, it can bring itself and its socket to me at the White Tower.

Gray Ajah: That depends. How much prestige would a newly installed light bulb bring to the White Tower?

Blue Ajah: 2: One to screw in the light bulb, and one to blame the Blackout on the Red Ajah.

White Ajah: *sniff* We don't screw.

Black Ajah: Zero. Tar Valon is better in the Dark.

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How many Asha'men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Taim: One. Screw, or you will be skrewt. (ooh, random Harry Potter reference).

How many eccentric philosophers?

Herid Fel: Well, you've got to first throw out the burnt bulb before you can put in a new one. But don't ask me how.

How many rabid followers of Masema?

Zero. The Light bulb has already been Reborn!

How many efforts by the Creator?

Zero. THE BULB MUST CHOOSE THE LIGHT FOR ITSELF.

How many Forsaken?

Moridin: It is meaningless. Whether the bulb is Light or the bulb is Dark, in time, all will be Dark. In the past, the bulb Chose to burn out. Believe me. Bwhahahaha.

How many Seanchan?

Tuon: We have returned to collect all the light bulbs stolen from my ancestors!

How many 'Finn?

Depends who you ask. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

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by Lactose the Intolerant

Cairhien:

Six? Eleven? Tewnty six? Who knows how many are involved?! One to manipulate someone of a lesser house into removing the defective light bulb only to suddenly and inexplicably fall off the ladder to their death. Another shadowy figure wearing fine silks in a dark alley to bribe a foreigner to smuggle a light bulb into the city hidden in what appears to be a gift for the queen. Someone to assume all this sneaking around is a plot against their house and hire three spies to sniff it out (two of which are already spies for a nobleman who is really one of the forsaken in disguise). The one honest spy learns the light bulb is really a ter’angreal which can… but is suddenly and mysteriously killed by baelfire before we find out. In the end a very fat and powerful nobleman in a big, poofy hat reminds us all how foolish we were to think such a thing as a “light bulb” exists.

 

Bad Forsaken joke.
by Paetram

How many Forsaken does it take to change a glowbulb?
Thirteen. Before they were able to do it, four were struck by balefire, two were eaten by mashadar, three were disguised as Mazrim Taim, one was sucked into a vortex created by a massive implosion, one was betrayed by an unknowing underling, one refused to come and got a spanking, but one managed to do it before being killed in highly ironic fashion - she was electrocuted.

 

Light bulb jokes
by Paulish

How many Creators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn’t matter, he won’t interfere (I know, there is only one)

How many wolf brothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it would look like there was a lot more (reference to the white cloak massacre)

How many Gleemen would it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four, one to write and epic about the bulbs life, two to throw another one in the air, while he does a triple back flip and on the first flip he removes the old bulb second flip he puts the new one in and the third, well gleemen are showy aren’t they?

How many WoTmaniacs would it take to screw in a light bulb?
Any you send would get distracted by Berlain’s sway


by Moridin_2000

How many pillowfriends does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, pillowfriends don't screw, even if they could fit inside.


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