Mastercard
by blage_veze_nemam_ko
can anyone think up Mastercard commericals for the WoT? Like this:
Shawl: $50
New Dresses: $320
Gaining a new member of your Ajah: priceless
OR
The look on your face when that newly raised AS doesn't join your Ajah: priceless
Trickery lessons: $30
Weighted dice: $20
Beating Matrim Bloody Cauthon at dice: priceless
Parts: 200 Crowns
Labour: 500 Crowns
Training: 8 Months
Seeing Egwene al'Vere call herself Tuli: Priceless
OR
Myrddraal: 13
Black Sisters: 13
The look on his/her face: Priceless
OR
Eyepatch: 2 Silver
Red Paint: 8 Coppers
Nobody being able to look you in the eye: Bloody, Flaming, Goatkissing, Blood and Ashes Priceless
Silk dresses: 30 silver marks
A Razor: 6 gold marks
" Bloody Matrim Cauthon is my husband!": Priceless
Forkroot Tea: 20 silver crowns
Sul'dam and Da'mane: 10 gold marks
Saving your wife from an Aiel camp: Priceless
One for Rand
Buying Min some pants: $70
Keeping Avi from killing him: $100
Buying Elayne a Dress: $159
Riding all three girls: Priceless
One for Narg
Trolloc cookpot: $23
Sword: $45
Being killed by a shephard: Priceless
One for Galad
Sex Change operation: $10,000
Getting a hair cut: $25
Being a real man: Priceless