The Shortest novels in Wot
by (in alphabetical order):
Belals Girl, bme, Cannoli, Diontheace, DomA, File Leader, fionwe1987, jofraz, Light in the Night, Lateralus44, Levedian, MelaeviaSedai, mwasa254, NaClH2O, rAndy aL, Shishka, Sidious, Squilo Sedai, the leper affinity, TinkerRed and Voscaia Sedai.
The strangest titles in Tower library:
1. Pleasing your man by Galina Casban.
2. How to evade capture by Egwene al’Vere
3. You and your Zen Garden by Nynaeve al’Meara
4. Diplomacy by Lanfear
5. Getting it right alone by Rand al’Thor
6. Accepting your Shield by Logain Ablar
7. The importance of physical fitness by Verin Mathwin
8. The importance of trust in a relationship by Rahvin
9. Openly opposing the Light by Demandred
10. Tea parties, barbies and other girly things by Min Farshaw
11. Power incarnate by Morgase Trakand
12. Keeping your liquor down by Jaichim Carridin
13. So you want to be a male model? by Uno
14. Handling bad news by Lews Therin Telamon
15. Know thyself by Aran’gar
16. My love for my people by Sevanna
17. Good neighbours have good boundaries by Empress Radhanan of Seanchan
18. My life as a Green by Reanne Harfor
19. Resistance, Defiance and other mind tricks by Cabriana Mecandes
20. Retiring with Dignity by Adeleas Sedai.
21.Clean Living by Matrim Cauthon
22. Situational Ethics by Galad Damodred
23. Picking the Right Team by Gawain Trankard
24. How to Make Friends and Influence People by Suian Sanche
25. Independence in Your Relationship by Perrin
26. The Life of Quiet Contemplation by Thom
27. How to Keep an Open Mind by Elaida
28. Living Free by the DO
29. Sword Forms for Women by Birgitte
30. Living the Expressive Life by Lan
31. How to be Open with Others by Balwer
32. How I won the LB by Elaida do Avriny a`Roihan
33. Lessons Learned from Alviarin by Elaida do Avrinhy a`Roihan
34. How I got my Man by Lanfear
35. My Contributions to the Great Lord by Demandred
36. "My grand plan to win the Last Battle explained" by Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan
37. "Unweaving and other "impossibilities" : my best mythical tricks" by Moiraine Sedai
38. "How to circumvent the Third Oath and l.. gurllpppp" by Beonin Sedai
39. "Complete Collected Letters and Messages" of Alviarin Freidhen
40. "In praise of our Leader" by Barid Bel Medar
41. "Code and Cipher breaking" by Alviarin Freidhen
42. "Sha'rah for the Dummies" by Moridin
43. "An Eulogy of Simplicty and Clarity in Discourse" by Elan Morin Tenodrai
44. "The Wonders of Wildlife" by Kamarile Maradim Nindar
45. "Law and Ethics in medical practice and bio-medical research : Human rights, regulation, conflicts of Interest and Liability" by Nemene Damendar Boann & Ishar Morrad Chuain
46. "The Life and Campaigns of Eamon Valda, vol III : The Lord Captain Commander Years"
47. "Physics and Mechanics of The New Source : How it will change your Life" by Mierin Aronaille
48. "Live by the Sword, perish by the Spear" by Aram
49. "Behind the Tower Coup : the secret Masonic conspiracy for Global Hegemony" by Danelle Sedai
50."The Red and the Black" by Galina Casban
51. "The Psychology of Male Teenagers" by Moiraine Sedai
52. "Chein Shulla : the facts" by Sister B.
53. "Bungee Jumping and other tales of living on the edge" by Moghedien
54. "Essays for a Theory of Communication" collective, Nynaeve al'Maera editor
55. "The Standard Grammar and Syntax of the Westlands" by Baile Domon
56. "The Perfect Servant" by Breane Taborwin & Maighdin Dorlain
57. "The importance of being humble" by Rand al'Thor
58. "Hairdressing Ideas for all occasions" by Tuon Athaem Kore Paendrag
59. "Cocooning : build and decorate your home" by Jain Farstrider
60. "From the pantry to oblivion : the full story of the last moment of Asmodean" by Graendal
61. "A bouk to lurn youre leathers qwikly end well whil avin fun" by Olver.
62. "A complete Herboratorium of the Westlands" by the Yellow Ajah, revised and edited by Adeleas Namelle
63. "The Book of Tea" by Careane Sedai
64. "grolm, s'redit, raken and damane : the wonderful world of exotic animals and their proper care. Second edition (now revised for Westland Empire animals, like feral Aes Sedai, razors and "Domani palace pets" - complete with pictures" by Tuon Athaem Paendrag
65. "Everything I truly understand about the world : the Creator's revised and shortened edition" by Moiraine Damodred
66. "Improving Your Bedside Manners" by Romanda Cassin and Nynaeve al'Maera
67. "Silence is Golden" by Sheriam Sedai
68. "A short introduction to the The Way of the Leaf" by Gholam #2
69. "A complete Guide to dealing with the Aelfinn & Eelfinn" by Mat Cauthon
70. "Red rod ter'angreal : their proper use and their effects" by Elayne X.
71. "The Complete Guide to Reaching the Top" by Barid Bel Medar
72. "Keeping it simple" by Be'lal
73. "Living Ji'e'Toh" by Rolan
74. "The Best of My Country Style Cooking" by Nynaeve al'Maera
75. "Home Economics" by Elayne Trakand
76. "Black Sisters : How to identify them and how to root them out" by Cadsuane Melaidhrin
77. "Fireball : My duel against the Dragon" by Semirhage
78. "All I know about Selene" by Mesaana
78. "The Atlas of the Breaking of the World" by Latra Posae Decume
79. "The Art of Refined Table Manners" by Narg and Bela Dubois
80. The Dominant Male by Jahar Narishma
81. Must be read alongside "Women are from Saldaea, Men are from Far Madding" by Perrin Aybarra
82. Finally free by Balthamel
83. I'm no mans bitch by Shadar Haran
84. Good personal hygeine by Padan Fain
85. "The ABC of Dental Hygiene" by the Toothless Wilder.
86. Great Expectations by Joiya Byir & Amico Nagoyin
87. "A Travel Guide to Seanchan" Aviendha
88. "The Queen and I" by Daved Hanlon
89. Keeping it together by Herid Fel
The companion to "Keeping a good head on your shoulders" by Tylin
90. Warming up to kids by Masema
91. The Precepts of Tel'aran'rhiod by Birgitte
92. Advances in Healing by the Yellow ajah
93. "Escape to Freedom" by Galina Casban
94. "How to control your Warder" by Alanna Sedai
95. "Reasons to rescue Aes Sedai" By Matt Cauthan
96. How to Get Your Man in Three Easy Steps by Berelain
97. Promoting Unity and Earning Respect by Elaida
98. You can be a King by Lan Mandragoran
99. "Understanding rebellions and how to avoid them" by Rand al'Thor
100. Learn to Tell a Short Story by Loial
101. How to Hang with your Homies by Mangin
102. Your Body, Your Self by Balthamel, Aran'gar and Halima
103. Everything You Ever Need to Know about Shooing Flies by Logain the Whisk
104. How to Catch a Dragon by Semirhage
105. on DVD, A Demo of How to Juggle by Rand al'Thor
106. The Joy of Pregnancy by Elayne Trakand
107. Topless Towers and Indestructible Palaces: Building for the Ages by the Architectural Guild of Cairhien
108. A Complete Guide to the Brilliance of Wetlander Culture by Aviendha
109. What to Expect When You're Expecting by the staff of the Royal Palace.
110. Dignified Dating: How to Earn a Man's Respect by Min Farshaw
111. All the Ways a Girlfriend Is a Big Help by Rand al'Thor
of course, Hadnan Kadere's brilliant trilogy on relationships with women:
112. Maintaining a Loyal Partnership,
113. "It's Not You, It's Me": How To Break Up With Her Gently,
114. and Sweet Talker: Knowing the Right Thing to Say to a Woman
115. Coping with Denial by Elaida a'Roihan
116. Parquetry! A Guide to Lavish Living by Siuan Sanche
117. "Cleansing Saidin" by Logain Ablar
118. Igloo Making by Rand al'Thor
119. How to Sharpen Your Sword by Lan Mandragoran
120. Embroidery Made Simple by Min Farshaw
121. The Complete Equestrian by Aviendha and Siuan Sanche
122. Pratical Seamanship by Nynaeve al'Meara
123. WoT on a Silver Penny a Day by Elayne Trakand
124. Keeping Neat and Clean on the Trail by Fain's "Whitecloaks"
125. The Art of Camouflage by Valan Luca
126. The Companion to "Steath" by Egwene al'Vere?
127. "Breaking a Block without breaking a sweat" by Theodrin Sedai
128. "Unravelling without a fuss in a few easy steps" by Elayne Trakand
129. The Compleat Guide of Military Strategy by Weiramon Saniago
130. How to Avoid a Fight by Matrim Cauthon
131. "Using ta'veren to your advantage" by Matrim Cauthon
132. "Living in the Limelight" and "Let a Smile be your Umbrella" by Demandred
133. I'm OK You're OK by Ba'alzamon/Ishamael/Moridin
134. Live Long and Prosper by Be'lal
135. Travels Through Time by Rahvin (seems like he finished writing this one before he even started)
136. The Fog of War by Sammael
137. Good skin care by Hadnan Kadere
138. Interviews with Shai'tan by Mesaana
139. Moments of Clarity by Jaric Mandoran
140. Saving Sahra by Alviarin Friedhin
141. Stunned to silence by Cadsuane Melaidhrin
142. Explaining ones actions by Ispan Shefar
143. How to plough efficiently by Colavaere Saighan
144. Expert shield breaking - a co-authorship by Asmodean and Liandrin
145. Which Forsaken should I undermine? : the logical choice by Aran'gar
146. Strength in Earth by Morgase Trakand
147. A woman of substance by Amathera
148. The shawl can be yours by Ellid
149. Eyewitness to the Cleansing by Moghedien
150. The advantages of linking by Eben Hopwill
151. The perfect reunion by Ilyena
152. Kepping your head in battle by Couladin
153. Good bedside manner by Nemene Damendar Boann
154. Avenging my burns by Rahvin
155. The importance of an open mind by Dain Bornhold dedicated to Elaida.
156. My time with the Forsaken by Mr Rat
157. Safety in numbers by the Trolloc Army
Shadowspawn works :
158. "The Complete Story of.... the Chosen... who has plotted.... something against... or maybe it was for?... someone...maybe you?" by the Zomora Moridin affectionately calls "Bubbles"
159. "The Black Flames : how to avoid putting the Nae'blis in a mood" by Mr. Rat's widow
160. "Worms, Fades, Half-man... 3,000 years of fighting against racial slurs and social ostracism" by Shaidar Haran
161. "Sex : an illustrated erotic journey" by Shaidar Haran
162. "A World outside the Ways : Truth or Fantasy?" by Machin Shin
163. "Shadow Travelling for Dummies...no, no... I meant Great Mistress... I won't say that again, I promise, ple-assseee!" by Mr. Myrddraal, dedicated to the Great Masters Semirhage and Aginor
And by Forsaken :
164. "Mierin Aronaille : The woman who made it possible and the debt we all owed to her" by Semirhage
165. "The Streith Dope : the real woman behind the masks" by Graendal
166. "The true story of why I divorced Barid Bel Medar" by Latra Posae Decume
167. "Position filled : why you can't be the most beautiful and powerful woman ever born and other cautionary tales to help you accept what can't be changed and move on with your life" by Lanfear, "dedicated to my dear friends Mesaana and Demandred".
168. "Be the Master of your own Life" by Graendal
169. "Living Goddess : How I became so beautiful and strong and my other great life achievements" by Lanfear
170. "Benevolent Leadership", by Elaida
171. "Influence Through Subtlety", by Nynaeve
172. "Managing Bi-Polarism Successfully", by Padan Fain & Jeraal Mordeth
173. "How to Reveal Secrets", by Hadnan Kadere
174. "When to Overstep Your Authority", by Jarna Malari
175. "Piano Concertos in D-Minor", by Rand
176. "Minimizing Risk - The Art to Living a Long Life", by Aginor & Corlan Dashiva
177. "Taking Advantage of Second Chances", by Corlan Dashiva
178. "My Contributions to the Story", by Juilin Sandar
179. Humility: The Trait of a True Leader by Eggy
180. Removing of Fools and Unifying the Whole by Elaida
181. Commitment- The Art of Relationships by Mat
182. Concise Communication: The Art of Influencing People with the Written and Spoken Word with Examples and Explainations of the Most Powerful Prose from Recent History (Examples Are Post-Trolloc Wars- For Examples Pre-Breaking to the Trolloc Wars, Please See Appendix AABQA of Communications, A History [Sans Messages by Pigeon] ) by our favourite Ogier
183. War Fighting for Dummies by Rand
184. "The Art of Finishing Off Female Forsaken" by Rand also
185. "The Aran'gar paradox or redefining the female channeler : why it's ethically preferable to ask all Forsaken to strip before duelling" by Rand too
186. Everything You Wanted to Know About Your Wife but Were Too Afraid to Ask by Mat, forward by Perrin
190. "High Philosophy for Morons" by Herid Fel (dedicated to The Dragon)
191. "Business Ethics" by Bayle Domon
192. "Wild Life of the Blight" by David Attenborough
193. "Malkier under the Shadow: Greatest Achievements" by Lan
194. "Artillery Monthly", by Aludra
195. "Proper intelligence gathering" by Abdel Omera
196. "Logging" by Loial
197. "Teaching Aiel to swim" by Light knows who (or why)
198. "Isam and I: It was all his doing" by Luc
199. "Brown-nosing: Your Guaranteed Way to the Top" by H.L. Weiramon
200"The Importance of Infantry" by H.L. Weiramon
201. special limited DVD "Asmodean Live at the Pit of Doom"
202. in the adult section: DVD "Pillow friends 1-4", "The Mistress of Novices' Study vol.I-MCMLXVII deluxe boxset"
203. Why the Da'shain had no chance to stop me at Tzora by Jaric Mondoran
204. Keeping the Dragon alive by Min Farshaw and Elza Penfell
205. Volcano holidays by Moghedien
206. How to stand the truth by Muradin
207. Runner-up is a medal place, too by Barid Bel Medar
208. The Finn diary by Moiraine Damodred
209. The last Amayar - the exclusive interview by Alviarin Freidhen</i>
210. Winning snakes and foxes by Olver
211. How to trap yourself in Shadar Logoth by Sammael
212. The road to the Song by Mahdi Raen
213. Corrupting prophecy without detection by Ishamael
214. Disguising a Myrddraal by Bors
215. Wildlife Conservation by Slayer
216. Fighting for Dummies by Raen
217. Men's Vocal Arrangements by Ruarc
218. My Experince with Saidar by Tuon
219. The Importance of Humility by Elaida do Avriny a’Roihan (or any Aei Sedai for that matter)
220. Invinciblity by Ba’alzamon
221. 101 Quick and Easy Embrodiery Patterns by Nynaeve al'Mera
222. "Arguments on the Pointless Nature of Physical Punishment" - Wise Ones Book Group
223. "The Anti-Mining League - Don't Bore Me" by Lanfear
224. "How to inspire your Team with Forgivenance and Clemancy" - Shai'tan
225. "Observations on the Breaking point of Braided Hair" - Nyneave al'Meara
226. "Skin Lotions and Me - How I maintain my supple and Youthfull Visage" - al'Lan Mandragoran
227. "The Art of Interrogation - Questioning the Black Ajah" - Egwene al'Vere and Nyneave al'Meara
228. "The World of Dreams - Safe and Happy Playground" - Siuan Sanche
229. "Practical Shaving for the Discerning Gleeman" - Thom Merrilan
230. "How to Overcome Guilt in 3 Easy Steps" - Rand al'Thor
231. The Key To Clean Speech by Uno
232. Not All Tears Are Evil by Rand al'Thor
233. Promoting Agreement In Every Situation by Romanda Cassin and Lelaine Akashi
234. Why Water Is Unimportant by Aviendha
235. The Benefits of Hard Work by Matrim Cauthon
236. Chances and risks of gender change by Aran'gar
237. "Who said men can be single minded?", by Rand'al Thor, with input from Lew Therin Telamon, Elayne Trakand, Min Farshaw, Aviendha Taraad and enforced help from Alanna Mosvani.
238. "Offensive strategies in War", by Sammael.
239. "Blue is Green", by Leanne Sedai.
240. "The art of maintaining wrinkle free skin", by Sorilea.
241. "The importance of being blunt: based on personal experiences", by Graendal.
242. "On the harmful effects of romance novels", by Romanda Cassin.
243. "How to gain grey hairs", by Nyneave al'Meara.
244. "Heights of jealousy", by Sammael.
245. "On the necessity of exterminating golden-haired women", by Lanfear.
246. "The ultimate pie-making book", by Siuan Sanche (with bonus research findings on the anti-constipation uses of pies by Moirane Damodred).
247. "There and back again: my experiences as an Aes Sedai", by the Accepted Shemerin.
248. "Be Alive", by Moridin.
249. "Things a woman must know", by Alivia.
250. "Maintaining your chins: a cheek by jowl approach", by Laras.
251. "How to present statistics in an interesting manner", by Master Norry.
252. "My experiments with Truth- A compliation of research by many AS over the centuries".
253. "How to displease your teachers", by Egwene al'vere.
254. "Whispering words- a study of bumblebee sounds", by Loial.
255. "Foetus musings", by Elayne Trakand and Aviendha Taraad.
256. "We believe MPD is a myth", by Padan Fain.
257. "Hair-brush diplomacy- A spanking good book!", by Cadsuane Melaidhrin.
258. "How to commit suicide by killing Trees", by Laman Damodred.
259. "The social significance of community bathing", by Rand al'Thor.
260. "The use of hand-kerchiefs to prevent sniffing", by the exasperated men of the WoT world.
261. "Bel'al: My Side of the Story"
262. Modesty and beyond - Valan Luca
263. How to hold your booze - Jaichim Carridin
264a Guide to the Kitchen, by Nynaeve al'Meara
265. My Greatest Achievements, by Demandred
266. A Guide to Channeling, by Aginor
these were brought to you by librarians (in alphabetical order):
Belals Girl, bme, Cannoli, Diontheace, DomA, File Leader, fionwe1987, jofraz, Light in the Night, Lateralus44, Levedian, MelaeviaSedai, mwasa254, NaClH2O, Shishka, Sidious, Squilo Sedai, the leper affinity, TinkerRed and Voscaia Sedai.
(apologies if I missed someone. I can correct.)
Long books
by Comet Sedai, darius_sedai, Dylanfanatic, Fanatic-Templar, IndigoAjah, johnnymack, LordPerrin, rAndy aL, Shishka, Yondaime
Here's a list of very long books that could exist in WoT. I came up with a few, Yondaime came up with others. Feel free to add some more.
1. Ji'e'toh by Aviendha.
2. The Great Game and Cairhienin Intrigue by Moirane.
3. Reality and the Absence of Meaning by Elan Morin Tedronai
4. Why I'm Better than Lews Therin Pansymon by Barid Bel Medar (better known as Demandred)
5. A Complete Guide to Sniffing and Braid Tugging by el'Nynaeve ti al'Meara Mandragoran
6. The Dragon Reborn by Loial son of Arent son of Halan
7. Killing Time by Shai'tan
8. Staying Alive by Rand Al'Thor
9. How to Get Women by Mat Cauthon
10. Choosing Your Weapon by Perrin Aybara
11. "Managing Spousal Relationships", by Perrin Aybara
12. "Choosing Just the Right Outfit For the Occasion", by Elayne Trakand
13. "Why I Love Lanfear", by Sidious
14. "Why I Hate Egwene", by Cannoli
15. "Why I Love Myself", by Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan
16. "How to Handle Upstart Boys", by Cadsuane Melaidhrin
17. "My Obsession With Disembowelment", by Brad Condray
18. "How to Create Long-Winded, Run-on Sentences (Using Nested Layers of Parenthetical Asides (Which, If Done Properly, Have Been Known to Produce Brain Aneurysms in the Otherwise Hale and Healthy) and Other Subtle Tangent-Generating, Sentence-Constructing Mechanisms (Many of Which Seem Invented on the Spot)) Such That the Original Point of the Sentence (If There Ever Was One) is Long Forgotten By the Time the Reader (Having Recovered Sufficiently From Said Aneurysm) Has Finished Plowing His (or Her) Way Through the Sentence, Forcing the Poor Reader to Either, A) Try Deciphering the Sentence Again (a Choice Only True Die-Hard WoT Enthusiasts Are Willing to Make With Any Consistency), or B) Give Up and Look For a Post By Codman25", by DomA
19. How to be Ridden by the Rich and Famous - Bela
20. Hot Trolloc Sex - Narg (he's smart, you know, and hung like horse, according to Bela 
)
21. Secrets to Taking a Great Bath - Elayne
22. What Mat Knows More About Women than We Do - Perrin and Rand
23. Fishing, gutting, and Frying Galore By Siuan Sanche
24. Genetically Engineering a Dark Army For Dummies By Ishar Morrad Chuain (Aginor)
25. The Glory that is the Dragon, Blessed be his Name By Masema
26. Stealing your Best Friend's Man by Aviendha
27. Getting Laid by Min Farshaw
28. Advanced Sexual Positions by Aran'gar/Balthamal
29
. Creating an Indestructible Dark Army of Super Humans Behind the Creator's Chosen Avatar's Back by Mazrim Taim
30
. Getting to the Top by Egwene Al'vere
31
. Sending Mixed Signals by Elayne Trakand
32
. Running with Wolves by Elyas Machera
33
. A Coward's Guide to Survival by Moghedien
34
. A Thousand Ways to Avoid Conversation By Lan Mandragoran
35
. Ultimate Guide to Hide and Seek by Demandred
36
. A Hidden Past by Tam al'Thor
37
. Makeup Techniques for Men by Galad Damodred
38. God #@%& it! A Flaming Reference! by Uno
39. Why I'm so Great- Egwene
Elan Morin Tedronai collection:
40. My Battles with the Dragon Soul: From the Creation of Time
41. My Battles with the Dragon Soul: Delusions of Grandeur
42. Ba'alzamons Guide to the Perfect Insult
43. Planning Ahead
44. Eyes of Fire and their Role in Fantasy Villainy
45. Evil Feng Shui
46. The Lives and Time of Elan Morin Tedronai
47. Forsaken: The Masquerade
A similar collection, by a lesser Nae'blis:
48. One Power Theory: Classification of Every Channeler Throughout the Ages According to Strength
49. One Power Theory: Classification of Every Channeler Throughout the Ages According to Agility
50. One Power Theory: Classification of Every Channeler Throughout the Ages According to Knowledge and Skill
51. One Power Theory: Classification of Every Channeler Throughout the Ages According to Strength, Revised
52. One Power Theory: Classification of Every Channeler Throughout the Ages According to Strength and Agility, Which are the Same Thing After All!
53. One Power Theory: Characteristics of the Übermenschen
54. One Power Theory: Utopian Society based on Strength (Like the Dark Ages, but Magical!)
55. One Power Theory: Uses for the Ball of Light Weave
56. My Battles with the Dragon Soul: Delusions of Grandeur
57. Bonded to Multiple Women but Still in Control: Delusions of Authority
58. How Elaida Got her Groove Back."...by Elaida.
59. Ter'angreal for Dummies"..by Elayne Trankand.
60. Men are from Murandy, Women are from the Waste"..A collaboration by Mat Cauthon, Rand al' Thor and Perrin Aybara.
61. Chicken Soup for the Undead Soul"..by A Drahkgar
62. Three's a Crowd"...by Lews therin Telamon..forward by Rand al'Thor.
63. The Lion Throne, the Tar Valon Witch and the Warder" by....Galad Damodred.
64. I am Tar Valon, and You Can Too! by Elaida
65. Maid to Order: the unlacquered, unauthorized tell-all nanny diaries of Selucia
66. Eyes without a Face: My secret longing, by a Fade
67. 1001 Years of Solitude, by the Green Man
68. It's Not Easy Being Green, by Cadsuane
69. Gone with the Wind: The Way of the Leaf, by Raen0
70. My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Coming of the Lord Dragon, by Masema
71. How to Win Friends and Influence People, by Ishamael
72. White is the New Black: the diary of Alviarin
73. The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective People, by the Forsaken
74. The New Kama Sutra by Graendal
75.The Art of Seduction, by Leane Shariff
76. the Art of War, by Mat Cauthon
77. Taking Control of your Life, by Rand al'Thor and Perrin Aybara
78. Controlling a Taveren, by the entire cast
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