WoT Computer Viruses
by LordPerin
Put simply, what some WoT characters might on their computer screens when they get a computer virus.
Asha'man: Your computer has been Tainted!
Stilled Aes Sedai/gentled Asha'man: Your access has been cut!
Blue Ajah Aes Sedai: It's the blue screen of death!
Mat: Your luck has run out!
Sammael: You've come up short!
by Paetram
Creator's laptop: A Bore has been detected in Pattern. Rebooting--one moment please. Years remaining: 1612... 1611... 1610...
Dark One's PDA: The application "Ishamael" has been unexpectedly terminated. Attempting to restart; please wait.
Snakes and Foxes supercomputer: Alert! Hazardous materials detected in corridor 178. Iron content: 15%. Dispatching killer robots to area.
by Mordin_2000
Mat: Out of memory!
Asmodean: Fatal error! Program unrecoverable!
Morgase: Low in Power. Channeling failure.
Elaida: The file name 'Foretelling' could not be interpreted.
13th Repository: File not found!
by rAndy al
Aridhol - The file C:\councilor.exe is looking at me funny. Now formatting C: ...
Balthamel - I told you to use protection!
by sidious
Demandred : Something has arrived here before you.
Egwene : This CPU will not bend knee to you.
Gawyn : This isn't a virus. You just haven't logged on properly. Again.
Galina : This screen now belongs to Therava.
Tuon : Let's see your lacquered nails get past this.
Lews Therin : This is an electronic counterstroke. You know what to do.
Semirhage : I've hidden your e-mails. Welcome to true pain.
Taim : This PC now wears a Dragon pin until further notice.
Perrin : This is not a virus. This is the desktop. Click on an icon for the light's sake. It's been twenty minutes.
Nynaeve : You've been blocked.
Moghedien : Someone has a grudge against you.
by meadcd
(i'm a computer tech)
Stilled Aes Sedai/gentled Asha'man: Connection severed; terminate thread? (y/n)
Min: preview buffering ... please wait.
Rand (fails when drawing on the eye): bad_pool_caller; faulting module: op_channel.sys; stop code 0xEPICFAIL
Mat: invalid_page_fault: Insufficient Memory Available
Gen. Furyk Karede: all your base are belong to us.
Nynaeve: weatherbug update error: connection unavailable