Choose a cult
by sidious

 

 

Join a pseudo-WOTcult. Choose your demigod. If you don't like the demigods then become your own leader...

Philism

This religion is based on the precept "it fits because it does." The high priests who follow this order , the Mattists , walk through life not trying to explain facts but rather to bring them together no matter what the cost. If Graendal uses an angreal to defeat Lanfear , then the same one should be fine for Morgase. Thus the world is harmonious.


Quothism

Quothism is not for the weak-hearted. A radical left wing branch of the Nae¡¦blists , these dark warriors are dominated by power and rank. Those below you are held under your foot and those above have their foot in your face. But only until you can free yourself to rise above them. They like to find stray peddlers and torture them with words like "do you still defy me". Ironically , they like cuddly small animals as pets.

Moirainism

Mo-44 , a sentient being , created this cult three hundred years ago. The followers of this order , the Graendalists , do nothing but worship the flesh all day. The grand counsel meets once a year clothed in the Light to discuss next years worship. Meetings are daily. Lesser worshippers , the Mo-rons , try to excel themselves by drooling at posters of hot people all day.

Siddists

Siddists believe that everything is tied in mathematically and must be logical. There is no escaping logic. Recently merging with the Shannowers , this order is devoted enemy of the Philists. They consider the Philists to be directionless while the Philists consider the Siddists to be obsessive bores. Unlike the Philists , the same angreal would not be strong enough for Daigian to defeat Lanfear ... not by at least 63.2%.


Diomedists

Also known as Minnists , these followers look for that which no one else can see. They are known for their smug attitude towards those who cannot see the hidden truth. They are devoted to deep philosophy and frequently develop telekinetic skills due to enormous meditation rituals. Often the victims of a stray egg or rotton tomato , these devoted followers often have the last laugh.

Etzelists

Close rivals of the Diomedists , these worshippers tend to look for sequences in the puzzle. They try and bring facts together by using their gift of hindsight. The Suianic temple houses a huge library of tactics and plot devices.


Lindanism

A dangerous religion which tries to bring the mythological and real realms together. By using portals and rare magics , these follows try to fuse the two realms. Often the successes are amazing , but on occasion small areas are devastated for centuries. It is this adrenalin rush which keeps these priests excited about their findings.

Lightists

Lightists are also known as Frazists. They are obsessed with knowledge. Their comprehension of the current world is so amazing that crowds in their vicinity have been known to fall down and foam from the mouth. For this reason , they are all locked in a giant library where they augment themselves.

Deadsyers

A rare cult , they are devoted to madness. By acting in a mad way all day , they created a new form of sanity. It is this logic which makes them popular in social circles but unpopular in administrative ones. They are confined to a small island with state-of-the-art security.

Domans

Another intellectual superpower , these priests are masters of reflecting your own knowledge back at you until you cannot cope with your own greatness. For every answer you have they reflect a counter-question which flaws you and makes you think. They are thus used as motivational speakers and also in psychic wars where they create psionic storms.

Phelixans
Another radical branch of intellectuals. They contribute to the world and make it happy and spend time pondering deep mysteries. They don't work on weekends.

Homsarans

Merged with the Deadsyers. Therefore not a separate entity anymore.

So ... choose a cult and be loyal.

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