Lol... read the damn books. This one didn't happen
The Forsaken have sex
by sidious
Mesaana and Demandred
Mesaana : Demandred and I had sex.
Semirhage : I don't care.
Mesaana : You're jealous. I can tell.
Semirhage : You're an idiot. I don't find him attractive at all, and I find your boasts tiresome.
Mesaana : Well I just wanted to tell you it was the best fifteen seconds ever.
Semirhage : Uh huh..
Mesaana : Ever!
Rahvin and Graendal
Graendal : Ride em cowboy!
Rahvin : Yes ma'am!
*four hours later*
Graendal : Doctor, I've been a bad girl.
Rahvin : Lie down there nurse. I'll deal with you shortly.
*four hours later*
Graendal : You're an escaped criminal who has been recaught. We have ways of dealing with men like you.
Rahvin : I'm caught and at your mercy.
*four hours later*
Graendal : Me Jane.
Rahvin : Me Tarzan.
*four hours later*
Graendal : ...
Rahvin : ...
Graendal : Just take your clothes off.
Rahvin : Okay.
Semirhage and Be'lal
Be'lal : What's the whip for?
Semirhage : You'll see.
Be'lal : Strike me with that thing and I will slap every assault claim on you known to the law. I'll sue you so badly, your bank balance will never recover.
Semirhage : Defiance.
Be'lal : Why are you panting?
Moghedien and Aginor
Moghedien : Are you sure it was meant to go there?
Aginor : Who the hell knows. I'm just glad it's over.
Lanfear and Asmodean
Lanfear : Take me in your arms, Lews Therin. Show me the definition of a man!
Asmodean : I refuse. I will not! I'm going to unravel this Illusion now. Yesterday was the last time. I'm not doing it again.
Lanfear : You'll do what I tell you, Asmodean. Do you really want to make me angry?
Asmodean : But Mierin, my loins are aching. Six times a day?!
Lanfear : My name is Lanfear!!
Asmodean : Oh Lanfear, your Dragon is here. Your Lord of the Morning is here with his big arms...
Lanfear : That's more like it. *cough* ... Take me, Lews Therin...
Ishamael
Ishamael : Now touch your toes and prepare to receive the seed of the Shadow!
Trolloc bitch : This has never worked before, Great Master.
Ishamael : Shut up. This time I sprinkled your nipples with dirt from Thakandar. It's going to work this time, I know it.
Sammael and Ilyena
Lol... read the damn books. This one didn't happen