The Major Talents
by sidious

 

How the first major Talents were controlled…

Healing

Martin : I broke my arm! And I have a knife wound in my belly!

Jane : I can Heal, let me help you.

Kim : Wait, you remember how don’t you?

Jane : It’s mostly Spirit I think, and I remember Water and Fire too.

Martin : You mean you’ve never done this before!

Kim : Only on pigeons. Now hold still.

Jane : Okay, so let’s repair that thingy and move that thingy there.

Kim : Maybe we should study anatomy and physiology before we do this stuff, Jane.

Jane : Nonsense… I am an adept Restorer.

Martin : I know there’s a good reason why my arm and belly are now fused. I just can’t think of it.

Kim : Uh, I’ll go get the teacher.

Jane : Yeah, you do that. And bring a catheter bag. I’ve screwed something else up by mistake too.

Martin : Wha…? No!!!



Foretelling

Daniel : Tell me something about my life.

Jane : Hmm… wait… here it comes…

Daniel : cool.

Jane : The crumpled shell, the heat of the source… the world beyond. The tainted flesh in the hour of manhood.

Daniel : What the hell? I’m so tired of you Foretellers! You’re good for nothing!

Jane : You’re going to die in a burning car wreck on the evening of your twenty-first birthday.

Daniel : I…I…



Dreaming

Jane : Kim, I’ve had a disturbing dream.

Kim : Tell me Jane.

Jane : A lantern was circling above a pool of green water. Suddenly a snake rose from the depths and devoured the lantern.

Kim : A manifestation of your Talent.

Jane : Indeed. I predict an invasion of the Light territories by the Snake people. What do you think?

Kim : I agree. I’ll call the police. You know, this Dream will change the world.

*later*

Jane : Or perhaps it was just a dream about a snake with green water.

Kim : Mmm….

Jane : Or perhaps it was the bottle of vodka I downed last night.

Kim : What?! Damn it to hell! I’m going to call the police chief before the Tamyrlin declares war.

Jane : You can never tell with these dreams. What a tortured existence I lead.

Kim : *mumble*



Cuendillar

Daniel : Okay, so what do you want to do to this chain around my neck?

Jane : watch…

Daniel : Cool… now… argh…. Oomf….

Jane : huh?

Daniel : It won’t come off.

Jane : Uh oh.



Ter’angreal

Dorah : What have you got there little girl?

Megan : I discovered that I can turn a coke can into a special device!

Dorah : That’s nice. What does the ‘device’ do?

Megan : Well, if I channel Fire and Spirit into the red part, it goes nuclear.

Dorah : Eh heh… how old are you?

Megan : um… nine.

Dorah : Let me take that for the moment.

Megan : Try and take it. Go ahead. I’ve had a crap day and these flows are just itching to go somewhere.

Dorah : Uh..

Megan : Are you feeling lucky, punk?



The Weather

John : I’m sick of you making it rain every time we have athletics classes.

Jim : Well I don’t like athletics, and I’ll channel what I want.

John : You’re so selfish.

Jim : You should see the guy in the school across the road. He channels tempests and lightning storms when he doesn’t get an A in geography.

John : Damn. How often does he get an A?

Jim : Heh… not very often.



Skimming

Keira : David, I know you’re the only one with the skimming Talent, but is it really necessary to put us on raised ivory thrones and your mother-in-law in a cage with a leash?

David : More than you know.



Dreamwalking

Jane : Hi Kim. It’s nice in here hey?

Kim : Yeah. Look … I made this flower into a table. Ha ha!

Jane : Ooo… look…. Everyone’s dreams.

Kim : Mmm… there’s that wretched woman who stole my boyfriend last year. I’m going to go into her dreams and teach her a lesson. I am a dreamwalker after all.

Jane : Cool.

Kim : Bye… wish me luck.

*enters*

*later*

Kim : I want to go home!!! I want to go home!!!

Sarah : You’ll leave when I say you leave! Now put the bunny suit back on! Now!!!!



Blocking gateways

John : Hey dad, look I can block your gateway.

Dad : Hmph… and what purpose does that serve?

John : Uh… I dunno. But it looks cool.

Dad : You’re late for school. Stop kidding around.

John : Okay… *sigh*



Compulsion

Jane : Say my name!

Daniel : Jane!

Jane : Say my name!

Daniel : Jane!

Kim : Lol… this is fun. Look how glazed his eyes are.

Jane : Yeah… I like this weave. Say my name!

Daniel : Jane!

Jane : Ha ha!

Daniel : Jane!

Jane : Hey, I never channeled that time!

Daniel : Oops…busted.



Travelling

Dad : Now try and Travel children.

Meg : Ooo… look… it’s big enough to put my hand through.

Dad : It’s useless.

Meg : I could transport coffee mugs and pencil sharpeners …

Dad : It’s useless… your turn Kevin.

Kevin : There … sixteen feet by sixteen feet.

Dad : With huge serrated cuts in our roof and walls. Thanks kid, now I know why I work.

Kevin : Aw…

Dad : Light! Can’t I just have normal kids!!

Meg : … and mice … and apples… and big macs… and barbies….

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